Thank you for choosing THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW (fully digital since MAY 2020) as your evening's entertainment. We hope you are being smart and safe, because there's still a pandemic happening. PLEASE WEAR A MASK AND KEEP SOCIAL DISTANCING. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka BACKPAT COTMORE aka MOISTRICK SOAKNOIR aka PATRICK COTMORTY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir There's a button down below that says 'support the show' and tonight would be a great night to help us out. These Grogizmos don't pay for themselves. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS HEATHER ANNE CAMPBELL BILL OAKLEY

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THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode I DIGITAL MAGIC Wear a mask. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 years a modest cult sensation at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly found itself without a home. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon Prime's canceled-too-soon phenomenon THE TICK), joined by their occasionally exhausted producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have decided to officially re-launch their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS CHRIS REDD MARY HOLLAND.

Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have now officially re-launched their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. Aided at times by the public domain music of VLAD GLUSCHENKO (though the original theme music you are hearing right now is by RYAN MILLER from GUSTER) and a smattering of surprise visits from various FRIENDS, George And Watto seek to reinvent the talk show with a bold new format in which their shortest episodes have been at least 60 seconds longer than MARTIN SCORSESE'S THE IRISHMAN...will tonight be any different? Find out tonight, on THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. - THIS WEEK'S GUEST KEVIN SMITH

Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. They are joined by their nap-obsessed, snack-eating, sausage-freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you and all your friends to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS RICK OVERTON DANIELLA PINEDA

After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, butter-eating producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LEA THOMPSON BOBBY MOYNIHAN.

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its fully digital journey into new realms of socially distant conversation and twitchy fun on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) remain separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack napping, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LAUREN LAPKUS CHRIS ELIOPOLOUS.

POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DeJOY SHOULD BE IN PRISON. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is going to be with us for a while thanks to the 40% of the population that can't follow simple instructions to WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their nap snacking, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir

STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, druther-hoarding producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir

STRANGE MAGIC is the most popular animated jukebox musical fantasy on DISNEY+. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to bring you the finest in digital talk show entertainment every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After more than half-decade of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY's UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by the face of late stage capitalism, PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir.

The death toll keeps rising. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely live-streamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM.

As the death toll rises, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his CGI co-host WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) welcome guests and have fun while actively NOT spreading a disease. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Nickname Jokenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Only a few weeks left in 2020. Who knows what fresh hell awaits us in 2021? Dot dot dot dot..

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) provide weekly entertainment which can be viewed safely by people who don't want to catch a disease. Do YOU want to catch a disease? No? Good. That was the right answer. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Bumptrick Guestgone aka Bootrick Scootmore aka Bootscoot Baby) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir

The George Lucas Talk Show watches all of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip joined by over 50 members of the cast and crew. They raised over $11,000 for Broadway Cares.

This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom, and to harmony, and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage. And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the Tree of Life. Today, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on AMAZON'S THE TICK) are raising money for FEEDING AMERICA. If you know anyone who might want to donate even as little as one dollar, please steer them towards this fundraiser today. They are joined, as always, by their snack-napping, nap-snacking producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PITY PAT aka THE GRIM SLEEPER aka STEAMBOOT LICKEY)

When THE MUPPETS acquire their own television network, KMUP, and fail to program a crucial half-hour of their Friday night schedule, it falls to former SOLID FOAM bassist CLIFFORD to host a live variety/talk show while juggling a series of behind-the-scenes crises. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will revisit the complete two season saga that was MUPPETS TONIGHT. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (former UCB HAROLD NIGHT performer CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (UCB MAUDE NIGHT alum GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 22 episodes in approximately 11 hours on this most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational, candy-ass, prissy, feckless, off-the-charts, greed-filled whorehouse of a twitch channel hell-bent on doing nothing that might challenge their audience. That device in your hand is a crack pipe!