Smack the Pony
The stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips. Distinctly contemporary. Decidedly maverick.
Indiscreet undercover police officers botch their case. An ex-punk with an unfortunate tattoo is searching for a date, and a woman undergoes a painful full-body wax.
One woman isn't happy about what her boyfriend gets up to while she's away, while another hasn't quite got the hang of sexy messaging. A doctor has a peculiar attraction.
Lessons in how to get lucky on a first date, a song about walking in the wrong shoes, and exotic dancing in public. And a drunken vet gets a bit over-confident in her abilities.
From a coffee shop where it's impossible to know what to order, to a day out at the beach with a not-so romantic couple. And one man's proposal doesn't go to plan.
Briony is looking for 'the one before The One'. A woman goes on an unnecessary trip to an STD clinic. Abattoir cheerleaders. And a frantic hunt for Alice the unruly hawk.
A rather dubious diabetic goes into shock at a petrol station. One woman's boyfriend gives us a lesson in how not to say goodbye at the airport. And just how do you have sex on a waterbed ?
A Spanish woman gets lost in translation at an airport. A man puts a rather peculiar proposal to his girlfriend. A tiff between bomb disposal experts. And why the ideal girlfriend doesn't exist.
French kissing etiquette on a first date. Applying makeup on the move. And Emma, who's looking for a sensitive tough guy with a good sense of humour who takes himself seriously. And can fly.
There's some not-so-sensual coffee drinking, and Kirsty is after a gay man who fancies women. One woman has a novel way of getting served first at the pub.
Following dogs in the park. A man who's got a very clingy ex-girlfriend - literally. And a vet who has trouble identifying animals doesn't fill pet owners with confidence.
A woman is terrified as she's chased relentlessly through the streets. By a leaf. And there's wedding day woe for a bride with a sizeable signature.
A pervy student at a life drawing class doesn't go down too well with the model. A solicitor's best legal advice all relates to Flashdance. And how to deal with an annoying housemate.
Fishing for compliments on a date. A pub with a unique attraction. And one woman proves you never need to carry a bag when you've got a perfectly good bra.
There's an unusual, slightly alarming find on an archaeological dig. Meanwhile, a postal worker gets more than a little upset when she struggles to read road names.
Always stretch properly before entering the swimming pool. Do people walk dogs or dogs walk people ? And, really, what should you expect when you visit someone's living room for some spiritual healing ?
Be careful who you let use the photocopier before you. There's a graphic response to the question, do you like my outfit ? And two women try to enjoy the great outdoors without bumping into anyone.
An exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a little bit cheeky. Do vitamin supplements work ? And a door-stepper is pleased to be invited in, but gets a nude awakening.
The heights some go to for a smoke. A home viewing gives new meaning to chimney breast. A holidaymaker gets ahead on postcard writing. And Zara Vixen Bitch Warrior faces... Susan in Girlie Fighter 3.
What happens when a surgeon pushes boundaries of medical science ? Having something on one's face at a party can really escalate. Nobody likes a partner who has the audacity to sleep when you can't.
Flouting the dress code on the production line. Nurses - they're fun, right ? Is pulling on a cow's big old long udders any job for a woman? And does anyone enjoy working on a quacking spreadsheet ?
The intricacies of approaching someone you fancy in the office. Intrusive thoughts continue to be a problem for one woman. And a shelf stacker slightly misinterprets the subtle art of shelf stacking.
One woman learns it's pretty important to wear a bra when playing football. Another makes an interesting grooming choice. And a group of somewhat undignified inner-city monks.
One woman doesn't take a break-up very well. There's a 'street' MP who wants to join a gang. And someone is willing to go to extreme lengths to get a pair of shoes they really, really want.
Iconic sketches and new material - with a suspicious widow, a hunky window cleaner, a catty advert, and a music video from Czechoslovakia's biggest girl band.
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Language | English |
Release | 1999-03-19 |
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