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Half in the Bag
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""That's right, Jay""

Two VCR repairmen, Mike and Jay, scam an elderly man out of his fortune by discussing movies while on the job, and occasionally go on eccentric misadventures.

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The Bruce Willis Fake Movie Factory

Bruce Willis makes a dozen movies a year and you've never heard of any of them. We thought we'd dive into this strange phenomenon and figure out what's going on, where these things come from, and why they keep getting made.

Pam and Tommy and Bruce Willis

We're not done talking about Bruce Willis movies! For some reason. Or more specifically, for no reason. There's been two more terrible Bruce Willis movies in just the month since our previous Bruce Willis video so we wanted to get caught up. Also discussed: the Hulu series Pam and Tommy, a good show that you probably don't care about.

Moonfall

In this latest episode of the post mortem movie show, Jay and Mike take a look at one of the biggest bombs in movie history: MOONFALL! From the director of a bunch of other movies that somehow were popular and successful despite being equally terrible to MOONFALL! Thanks, Roland Emmerich! Your works of art will live on for generations of idiots to come.

Wonder Woman 1984

Mike and Jay are back at Mr. Plinkett's house and take advantage of his new 125 inch TV to watch the biggest movie event of two weeks ago, Wonder Woman 1984! The movie that eeeeveryone loves!

Synchronic, Promising Young Woman, and Psycho Goreman

Mike and Jay use Mr. Plinkett's TV to randomly select streaming movies to watch. What else ya gonna do in quarantine? Are we all still in quarantine? What's happening?

Willy's Wonderland and The Banana Splits Movie

Mike and Jay go down a rabbit hole of shameless rip off movies! Specifically Willy's Wonderland starring Nicolas Cage and The Banana Splits Movie, two films """"""influenced""""" by the premise of the video game Five Nights at Freddy's. Which one will be deemed The Best of the Worst????

Half in the Bag: 10 Year Anniversary!

Believe it or not, Half in the Bag has been going for 10 years now. Here's our sad, pathetic celebration!

Half in the Worst: Release the Snyder Cut!

Mike, Jay and Rich Evans talk about the 4 hour long version of The Justice League aka "The Snyder Cut"!

Half in the Bag vs. Godzilla vs. Kong

Remember Godzilla? Remember King Kong?? Well they're back! Again! Godzilla vs. Kong is a movie with Godzilla and King Kong in it and it's out now and that's the movie.

Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead

Zach Snyder's back! Again! To make both a zombie film AND a heist film, and fails at both. Booooo-urns. Come for the blurry, nauseating cinematography, and stay for the dead pixels.

Censor

Movie theaters are starting to open back up and long-delayed blockbuster sequels are finally starting to be released like Fast and the Furios 9, A Quiet Place 2, and The Conjuring 3, so naturally Mike and Jay decided to talk about a small, surreal British movie. It's Censor!

Black Widow

In Black Widow, Scarlett Johansson is back as Black Widow: the super spy who's here to do super spy stuff. Except not really. There's no spy stuff. She literally just asks her fake mom where the main bad guy is and she tells her and that's about the end of anything spy related. Then she flips around a bunch and her body slams full force into many, many, many hard objects which would result in her breaking every bone in her body if she wasn't made of CGI.

The Suicide Squad

Mike and Jay check out the new movie The Suicide Squad. Not to be confused with Suicide Squad.

Demonic

Mike and Jay watch Nelly Bloomcramp's new film "Demonic" about a lady who uses some kind of motion capture rig to talk to her demon-possessed mother in a coma. Mike continues with his new scheme to steal Mr. Plinkett's blood in a much more compelling story.

Malignant

From the director of The Conjuring and Insidious and Saw and The Conjuring and The Conjuring, it's...MALIGNANT! The scariest of the year if you're a Warner Brothers executive. Is the entire movie one big joke???? That's not rhetorical; we really don't know.

Halloween Kills

After learning that their secret camera of Mr. Plinkett is no longer working, Mike and Jay arrive at his house to get those sweet sweet anti-bodies. However, instead of continuing this interesting plot line, Mike and Jay decide to talk about Halloween Kills - a film that's much more realistic and fascinating. It is that spooky, scary and most evil time of the year: October through June! What do Mike and Jay think of this newest Halloween installment? Oh come on, you know...

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (SPOILERS)

Mike, Jay and Rich Evans talk about the third sequel to the classic perfect comedy film Ghostbusters. If at first you succeed, fail, fail, and fail again! But this one's got kids in it.

The Matrix Resurrections

Mike and Jay take a little break from tracking down the Omega variant infested Mr. Plinkett to talk about an important contribution to cinema: The Matrix: Resurrections. This episode also marks an important milestone. It's the first time Mike only drank one beer instead of 5 or more. His dementia is in full swing though. Watch this elderly fat ass try to form coherent sentences is like watching a manatee jump rope. Jay does a pretty good job talking about the movie though.

Doctor Sleep and Parasite

Mike and Jay realize there are no newly released movies worth wasting any amount of air on and discuss some recent-ish movies instead! The Academy Award-showered Doctor Sleep, and the box office bomb that nobody saw, Parasite!

Blumhouse's Dirty Secret

To avoid being exposed to horrible illness, Mike and Jay stay inside and explore the depths of Hulu that nobody has ever explored before: Blumhouse's Into the Dark, a series of cheap scary movies that are all shot in one location.

Verotika

Jay and Mike watch Verotika! The embarrassing feature film debut from metal icon Glenn Danzig. So you know what that means... it's time for a quarantine watch party! Invite 100 to 200 of your best friends over to your 500 square foot apartment to all watch it together!!! Close all the windows and pass around the same glass of beer for everyone to share! This film is so terrible you'll rub your eyes in disbelief! You'll laugh so hard you'll cough all over the extra large bowl of pretzels everyone is grabbing from with all their filthy unwashed hands! What a treat! Could this episode have been 10 minutes long? Sure. But why not breath in the same air with all of your sketchy friends in an unventilated room for an hour!

Quarantine Catch-up (part 1 of 2)

Stuck inside during a global apocalypse, Mike and Jay decide to discuss some stuff that everyone already talked about months ago. In part 1, they dig into everyone's favorite nightmare meme, Tiger King, as well as The Invisible Man, ironically one of the last big movie to play in theaters before they...disappeared.

Quarantine Catch-up (part 2 of 2)

Still stuck inside, Mike and Jay talk about Gretel & Hansel, Vivarium, and the most anticipated movie of all time, THE BOY 2!!!! Is there ANOTHER boy living in the walls??? Stay tuned to find out!

Neil Breen's 5 Film Retrospective and Rawhead Rex

Well it's come to this. Mike and Jay have nothing better to talk about than a DVD where Neil Breen talks about himself for almost 6 hours and a mostly forgotten 80s movie called Rawhead Rex, written by Clive Barker and shot in Ireland for some reason. Nothing matters anymore.

The Assistant and The Wrong Missy

Mike and Jay finally return to work to talk about two movies that didn't have their release dates pushed back a year: The Assistant, a tense and slow drama about workplace harassment, and The Wrong Missy, a tense and slow drama about workplace harassment.

Vast of Night and Aquaslash

Stuck inside the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay decide to talk about two movies they've seen recently on streaming services because movie theaters are still closed and Hollywood is burning.

Quarantine Catch-up (part 3 of 2)

Stuck in the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay talk about a bunch of stuff they've watched because they have nothing better to do.

Money Plane

Mike and Jay are trapped in the VCR repair shop during the pandemic. Their TV is out and the last thing they watched was the new hit film "Money Plane" directed by Joey Lawrence's kid brother. They talk about it waaaaaaay too long.

Bill and Ted Face the Music

Mike and Jay face the music and review the new 30-ish years later Bill and Ted sequel. Once again, they are joined by their very special guest, the noisy cricket. That guy just loves sitting in on their discussions!

Borat 2 and The Haunting of Bly Manor

Half in the Bag is back! Since they're not going to the theater to see the 1.5 movies that have actually been released recently, Mike and Jay instead talk about a couple of popular streaming options, the Borat sequel and The Haunting of Bly Manor. RIP Movie Theaters.

Quarantine Catch-up (part 4 of 2)

00:00 - Intro 04:09 - Unhinged 06:46 - Greyhound 11:18 - Streaming TV Shows 17:05 - Antebellum 20:55 - Uncle Frank 26:11 - Belushi 30:00 - Beastie Boys Story 37:03 - Warner Bros 2021 Movies Going to HBO Max

Quarantine Catch-up (part 5 of 2)

00:00 - Intro 00:54 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things 08:28 - On The Rocks 13:19 - The New Mutants 15:58 - Moonbase 8 20:14 - The Queen's Gambit 23:08 - Possessor

Bird Box

#BirdBox #BirdBoxChallenge #No

Glass

M. Night Shyamalan made another movie. This one is called Glass.

Us and Paddleton

Mike and Jay talk about Us, the biggest movie at the box office and the highest opening for an original horror film ever. They also talk about Paddleton, a movie that didn't get a theatrical release and that you've never heard of.

Avengers: Endgame

It's the new Avengers movie. You're gonna see it.

Under Silver Lake

Mike and Jay talk about Under the Silver Lake, which isn't Detective Pikachu.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Dark Phoenix

It's that time of year again! Time for tentpole franchises to release their latest entries that will get terrible reviews and immediately flop! Movies are magical!

Child's Play (2019)

Mike and Jay saw the new Chucky movie. The reboot. Not the other new Chucky movie that only came out a couple of years ago. It's a different Chucky now. But there's a new Chucky TV series coming out next year as well. That's going to be the original Chucky. The Chucky they're talking about in this video is the new Chucky. There's two Chuckys. For some reason.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Mike and Jay talk about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, the new film from Quentin Tarantino where people talk a whole lot.

IT Chapter Two

SPOOKY CLOWNS!! BOOOO! SEE THE SPOOKY CLOWN MAKE LOUD NOISE AND BE SCARED AHHHHH!

The Fanatic

Mike and Jay take a deep dive into one of the biggest box office flops of the year, The Fanatic! Starring John Travolta and directed by Limp Bizkit.

Joker

Mike and Jay thought their lives were a comedy but then realized they were a tragedy. So then they saw the Joker movie.

Terminator: Dark Fate: (FULL SPOILERS)

Mike and Jay talk about the 6th (3rd) film in the endlessly failing Terminator franchise.

2019 Movie Catch-Up! (part 2 of 2)

Paaart 2. Mike and Jay saw a bunch of crappy horror movies this year.

The 70-Minute Rise of Skywalker Review

Internet superstar Rich Evans joins Mike and Jay on this very special episode of Half in the Bag. The guys discuss the newest Star Wars film, "The Rise of Skywalker" and attempt to make sense of it in the fairest, most humane way possible.

2017 Movie Catch-up (part 1 of 2)

Mike and Jay talk about a bunch of movies they saw last year.

2017 Movie Catch-up (part 2 of 2)

Mike and Jay continue talking about movies they saw in 2017, mostly horribly depressing and miserable ones!

Maze Runner: The Death Cure

Mike and Jay discuss Maze Runner: The Death Cure, which is the latest film in the Maze Runner series and is about The Death Cure.

The Cloverfield Paradox and the Netflix Conundrum (SPOILERS)

Mike and Jay discuss the latest film in the Cloverfield "franchise," The Cloverfield Project, as well as it's release strategy of being dumped direct to Netflix. SPOILERS AHOY!

Black Panther

Mike and Jay discuss the 18th (!) Marvel Cinematic Universe film, Black Panther. It's the first black superhero movie! It's the first comic book movie to actually feel like a comic book! It's the first critically acclaimed comic book movie! So many firsts!!!

Annihilation

Mike and Jay talk about a movie that came out recently and already flopped! See you on Netflix, Annihilation!

Demon House

Boooooo! Mike and Jay discuss Demon House, the paranormal documentary about a dumpy little house with 100 demons living in it, directed by Zak Bagans from the Ghost Adventures TV show or whatever.

Ready Player One

Mike and Jay watch "Ready Player One". SPOILERS!!!

Truth or Dare and A Quiet Place (SPOILERS)

Mike and Jay check out two "scary" movies, Truth or Dare and A Quiet Place. Spoiler: the good one has Michael Bay's name attached to it.

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Mike, Jay, and Mike's drug induced hallucination name Rick Evans talk about the most unanticipated anticipation of a movie called, "Solo: A Solo Wars Star Wars Solo Story."

Hereditary

Look out! It's Hereditary! The movie that's being lauded as the scariest since The Exorcist. Until the next movie that gets lauded for being the scariest movie since The Exorcist.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Look out! It's Jurassic World! Let's see how stupid things can get.

Comic Con 2018 Trailers

Mike and Jay discuss the latest batch of commercials...erm, trailers to come out of San Diego Comic Con. And they forced Rich Evans to watch them too!

Slender Man

Oh no! It's Slender Man! How scaaaaaaarrrrryyyy!!!!

Mandy and The Predator

Look out! It's the Predator! He's here to cut and slash his movie into incoherence!! Mike and Jay also saw a good movie as well.

Halloween (2018)

Mike and Jay get a visit from their new boss Tim, who's there to evaluate their job performance while they discuss the new entry in the Halloween franchise called...Halloween. It's just called Halloween. Boooooooo Happy Halloween!!!!

The Haunting of Hill House and Overlord

Look out for ghosts! Mike and Jay talk about a TV show. But they're not going to talk about every TV show. They're just talking about this TV show. They also talk about Overlord. They will not talk about future Overlord movies because there won't be any because it flopped.

Mike Talks About Ghost Adventures

OMG IT'S THE LATEST DCEU MOVIE! LOOK OUT, IT'S AQUAMAN! HE'S SOOO COOL.

Aquaman

OMG IT'S THE LATEST DCEU MOVIE! LOOK OUT, IT'S AQUAMAN! HE'S SOOO COOL.

La La Land and Bye Bye Man

Mike and Jay watch two recent movies only because their titles are somewhat similar.

Get Out and Logan

While prepping engagement photos for Jay and Mr. Plinkett, because that's a thing that's happening now, Mike and Jay decide to take a break to talk about two recent movies, Get Out and Logan.

Life and Power Rangers

Mike and Jay talk about two wonderful new films while Jay prepares his vows for his gay wedding with a syphilitic elderly man who hasn't showered in 7 years and has disgusting genital warts on his decades old fecal encrusted taint.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

While Mr. Plinkett rehearses for an important "on air" audition, Mike and Jay discuss Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, the latest Marvel film from Marvel.

Alien: Covenant

Mike and Jay watch the new film from famed elderly filmmaker Ridley Scott.

Wonder Woman

Mike and Jay discuss the latest DCEU film Wonder Woman, the most important movie about an Amazonian Princess with a magic lasso that's ever been made.

The Mummy

OMG Mike and Jay actually saw the Tom Cruise Mummy movie!

Baby Driver and Spider-man: Homecoming

Mike and Jay talk about the latest Edgar Wright film Spider-man: Homecoming and the latest Marvel film Baby Driver.

Annabelle Creation

Mike and Jay re-watch a lot of missed summer movies and the most important one of all, Annabelle: Creation! They also discuss Rotten Tomatoes and uncover the truth behind a sleazy contest.

IT (1990) and IT (2017)

Boooooo Mike and Jay do a double feature of the original TV miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's IT as well as the new theatrical version of IT.

mother!

Mike and Jay talk about the controversial new film that's not controversial at all: mother!!!

Blade Runner 2049

Mike and Jay discuss Blade Runner 2049, the sequel to the box office bomb Blade Runner! But I'm sure it'll be a hit THIS TIME, right?!

Thor: Ragnarok

Mike and Jay get quizzed by Mr. Plinkett. They also talk about the new Thor film!

Justice League

Mike, Jay and some guy named Rich discuss the latest DC movie Justice League, starring Batman, Superman's weird CGI upper lip, Wonder Woman, and some other guys or whatever.

The Disaster Artist

Frauds discuss frauds making a movie about a fraud making a movie. It's The Disaster Artist!

The Last Last Jedi Review

In this special episode Rich, Mike, and Jay talk about the Last Jedi. A movie that's complex, but subtle. Beautiful, yet awkward, clunky and unfunny. Good, yet very bad. Also while discussing the bombing raid on the Dreadnought. Mike talks about a Star Trek Voyager episode coincidentally called "Dreadnought". Please comment about that below... if you were cool enough to know that awesome fact!!! ......* we weren't really sponsored by Fandango...

The Hateful Eight/The Ridiculous 6

Still stranded on Mt. Everest, Mike and Jay discuss Adam Sandler's latest film The Hateful Eight as well as Quentin Tarantino's latest film The Ridiculous 6.

The Revenant

Mike and Jay talk about another movie set in the past, in the cold, and where people violently murder each other... Norm of the North!

Deadpool and Comic Book Movie Predictions

Mike and Jay talk about Deadpool! Mr. Plinkett tries to hang himself! Then Mike and Jay discuss all the upcoming comic book movies, which makes them want to hang themselves too!

The 2016 Oscars

With the Oscars right around the corner, Mike and Jay decide to shit on all the nominees.

10 Cloverfield Lane and Me Him Her

Mike and Jay watch the out of nowhere movie 10 Cloverfield Lane and then watch the out of nowhere movie Me Him Her. Pronouns VS Addresses - Movies are great again!

Batman v Superman

Mike and Jay meet """Rich""" a new employee to Lightning Fast VCR Repair. They decide to see Batman V Superman and talk about it.

Hardcore Henry

Mike and Jay discuss Hardcore Henry, the revolutionary, one-of-a-kind first person POV action movie that you've already forgotten about.

Green Room

Mike and Jay decide to take a break from watching miserable movies that make you feel awful like Batman v Superman and instead see the most colorful, uplifting movie of the summer: Green Room!

Captain America: Civil War

Mike, Jay and Rich see the latest feature film to showcase characters wearing colorful costumes while punching bad guys and then discuss it. This time, the latest feature film to showcase characters wearing colorful costumes while punching bad guys is titled Captain America: Civil War.

X-Men: Apocalypse

After cleaning up blood, Mike and Jay saw the new X-Men film!

Independence Day: Resurgence

Mike and Jay see the latest movie from Mike's favorite filmmaker Roland Emmerich. The results may shock you!

Ghostbusters (2016)

Mike, Jay and some guy named Rich Evans talk about the new Ghostbusters movie that everyone else has already talked endlessly about.

Star Trek Beyond

Mike and Jay see the new Star Trek film, Star Trek Beyond. Then Mike talks at Jay about all things Star Trek.

Suicide Squad

Mike and Jay weigh in on the critical darling Suicide Squad!

Top 1 Things WE Didn't Know About Suicide Squad

Mike and Jay discuss the Netflix series Stranger Things, the first and last TV series to ever be discussed on Half in the Bag! OMG!

Stranger Things

Mike and Jay are back at Mr. Plinkett's house, discussing two recent horror films: The rebootquel Blair Witch and Don't Breathe, a movie that isn't a sequel, reboot, or the first entry in a cinematic universe.

Blair Witch and Don't Breathe

Mike and Jay take a break from watching new release garbage movies to talk about the garbage movies that have already come out this year. Mike also makes cynical predictions about the 2017 box office. Also, WE’RE HACKS! Our Box Office figures didn’t factor in the theater chains’ take of the profits. Sorry about the oversight!

Box Office Number Crunching

Jay and Mike talk about another new Marvel film. Marvel at their amazing conversation! There's even a cameo by Stan Lee!

Doctor Strange

Mike and Jay talk about Shut In, a new release movie that everybody has already forgotten exists, and Arrival, an intelligent science fiction drama that was beaten at the box office by an animated children's movie based on those big haired troll dolls.

Shut in and Arrival

Mike and Jay discuss a bunch of movies they've seen in 2016 that have the word "The" in the title.

2016 Movie Catch-up

Mike and Jay are paid a visit by the City Inspector! They also talk about Disney's StarWars RogueOneA Star War Story.

Rogue One

Mike and Jay are paid a visit by the City Inspector! They also talk about Disney's™ Star™Wars™ Rogue™One™A™ Star™ War™ Story™.

Inherent Vice and Oscar Buzz

While a North Korean missile approaches the bottom of Lake Michigan Mike and Jay discuss the latest PT Barnum joint, Inherent Vice, then talk about the 2015 Oscar nominations; proving why they’ve never discussed previous years’ Oscar nominations.

Jupiter Ascending and Battlefield Earth

Still at the bottom of Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay pass the time by discussing the latest Wachowski siblings flop Jupiter Ascending, as well as the comparable sci fi flop Battlefield Earth starring John Travolta.

CHAPPiE

Finally free from the depths of Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay talk about Neil Blomcrap’s latest film Chappie.

Furious 7 and It Follows

Jay and Mike somehow see It Follows and Furious 7 while floating in Mr. Plinkett’s house in the sky which is held up by a balloon filled with his farts which is not lighter than air so that wouldn’t happen anyway. I guess Jay and Mike downloaded the movies and watched them on a TV with a broken screen or on Jay’s Ipad which we’ve never seen and he wouldn’t be able to charge anywhere. God this show SUCKS!

Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Mike and Jay check out Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 because they hate themselves.

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Mike and Jay finally return to the VCR repair shop to discover a horrifying secret. They also watch Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Mad Max: Fury Road

Mike and Jay sneak back into the VCR repair shop to pick up some treasured DVDs as well as talk about their thoughts on the new Mad Max film, Fury Road. Spoilers: it’s fucking awesome.

Jurassic World

Mike and Jay settle in to their new positions as employees of the video game repair shop then discuss the latest reboot/re-imagining/remake/re-sequel Jurassic World.

Terminator Genisys

Mike and Jay talk about the stupid new Terminator movie.

Ant-Man!

Mike and Jay talk about Ant-Man while minding the video game repair shop. This is part one of a two part episode! OMG!

Pixels

Mike and Jay (along with Rich and Jack) attempt to comprehend the thought process that would go into creating a lazy, creatively-bankrupt film such as Adam Sandler’s “Pixels”. But more importantly, the gang analyzes and differentiates the phrases “for some reason” and “for no reason.”

Fantastic Four

Mike and Jay attempt to see Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, but are unable to. Josh Trank himself buys Mike and Jay tickets to see Fantastic Four. They are the only people in the theater. Not just their theater, but every theater in the nation.

American Ultra

Mike and Jay talk extensively about a movie that’s already come out and flopped and been forgotten, American Ultra.

The Visit and Turbo Kid

Mike and Jay prepare to make a visit of their own before discussing two new movies, The Visit and Turbo Kid.

Everest

Mike and Jay take a break while climbing Mt. Everest to talk about Everest. They are on their way up to Mr. Plinkett’s house on the top. Even though he climbed down in a recent episode to kill them. Now I guess he went back up and wants his VCR fixed! Hey! He lives up there, what do you want him to do? Stay in a motel? He can’t afford that! But he can afford to spend lots of money trying to fix a VCR to watch an old TV show from the 80’s.

2015 Re-Cap (So Far)

Mike and Jay continue to sit on Mt. Everest as they discuss a bunch of movies they’ve seen so far this year that they haven’t discussed already.

Creed and Victor Frankenstein

Mike and Jay finally reach the top of Mt. Everest to fix Mr. Plinkett’s VCR or whatever. Unfortunately, Mr. Plinkett is nowhere to be found so the guys are forced to talk about movies. It’s Creed and Victor Frankenstein!

Krampus

Merry Krampus, everyone! Mike and Jay talk about the latest Christmas-themed horror film Krampus, as well as all the shitty no budget Krampus knock-offs that have come out this year. Also, Mr. Plinkett’s back!

Star Wars - The Force Awakens

It’s episode 100 of Half in the Bag! Mike, Jay, and their new friend Kris Kringle celebrate this momentous event by participating in a normal episode and see the newest Star Warts movie. Lightsabers!

The Wolf of Wall Street and 2013 Re-cap

As with previous years, Mike and Jay close out 2013 by seeing an actual good movie by a well-regarded director. This year it’s Martin Scorsese’s crime epic The Wolf of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett eats 37 double bacon cheeseburgers to get free health care.

The Legend of Hercules and Her

Fuck you! It’s January! Mike and Jay celebrate cinema’s greatest month by seeing The Legend of Hercules and then try to make up for that by seeing Spike Jonze’s latest film Her.

Robocop

Mike and Jay are joined by a real life Milwaukee police officer to talk about all things Robocop. Bonds are formed, emotional wounds are mended, and everyone learns to love themselves, and each other.

Robocop 2014

Joined by their new police officer friend, Mike and Jay check out the remake/reboot/rehash Robocop.

Cheap Thrills and The Grand Budapest Hotel

After a failed Weekend at Bernie’s homage, Jay and Mike discuss two non-Hollywood films in an attempt to regain their sanity.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Mike and Jay see the latest Marvel blockbuster, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and are then challenged by Mr. Plinkett to remember the plots of this endless onslaught of superhero movies.

Transcendence and The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans check out the most critically praised movie of the year, Transcendence, as well as the obligatory sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man.

Godzilla (1998) and Godzilla (2014)

Jay and Mike see the new Godzilla movie whilst Richard Evans is forced against his will to watch the 1998 Godzilla movie. Rich Evans wishes he was dead.

X-Men: Days of Future Past and A Million Ways to Die in the West

Even though Jay and Mike have never been to college or read a book, they are on Spring Break!

Deliver Us from Evil, Edge of Tomorrow, and Transformers 4

After landing a new client, Mike and Jay waste time talking about a movie nobody cares about, a movie nobody saw, and a movie nobody likes.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

After a year, Mike and Jay return to Mr. Plinkett’s house! Once they re-introduce themselves to chairs, the two discuss Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Boyhood and Guardians of the Galaxy

Mike and Jay check out a recent little indie drama (Guardians of the Galaxy) and a sci fi blockbuster (Boyhood).

Into the Storm and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Mike and Jay are joined by a construction worker named “Rich Evans” to talk about Into the Storm, a found footage rip off of Twister, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a modern day rip off of your childhood heroes.

2014 Movie Catch-Up

Mike and Jay discuss some of the movies that they’ve seen this year that haven’t been previously talked about on Half in the Bag.

Nightcrawler and Birdman

While Mr. Plinkett’s house floats across Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay attempt to wrap their brains around Christopher Nolan’s latest film: Interstellar. Mike also discusses some previous films about black holes like Event Horizon and The Black Hole.

The Hobbit Part 3

Mike and Jay decide to sit out Dumb and Dumber To and see some good movies instead!

The Hobbit Part 3

Jay and Mike talk about The third and final Hobbit film…. while sitting in a house on the bottom of a lake…

The Last Stand and A Haunted House

Mike and Jay discuss The Last Stand, Arnold Schwarzenberg’s mediocre return to starring in mediocre action movies! They also spend more time contemplating the Marlon Wayans spoof comedy A Haunted House than Marlon Wayans did when he wrote the script.

Warm Bodies and Movie 43

Mike and Jay discuss some movie that they’ve already forgotten the title of, as well as the critically darling, Movie 43.

A Good Day to Die Hard

Mike and Jay discuss Bruce Willis’ latest paycheck. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett puts his foot down about the progress of his VCR repair.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and Jack the Giant Slayer

Mike and Jay discuss the latest action fantasy films adapted from old timey fairy tales, and discuss this baffling recent trend.

Oz the Great and Powerful and Return to Oz

Mike and Jay discuss all things Oz! As well as deal with Mr. Plinkett’s recent drug addition problem.

Evil Dead

Mike and Jay literally got to Hell to discuss yet another remake. This time it’s Evil Dead, a modern update on the Sam Raimi cult classic.

Oblivion and The Lords of Salem

After burying the body of Mailman Tommy, Mike and Jay discuss the sci fi action film Oblivion, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s favorite movie, Tron: Legacy. They then discuss the horror film The Lords of Salem, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s OTHER favorite movie, the Halloween remake.

Iron Man 3 and Pain & Gain

While business begins to boom at the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay use their lunch break to talk about the latest Marvel film Pain & Gain, as well as Michael Bay’s newest product, Iron Man 3.

Star Trek Into Darkness

Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans talk about Star Trek Into Darkness for 45 minutes.

The Hangover Part III and After Earth

In the epic conclusion to Half in the Bag’s “Hipster Trilogy,” Mike and Jay discuss the “final” Hangover film (unless it makes a ton of money and a Hangover part IV is rushed into production) as well as After Earth, the latest collaboration of two of cinema’s finest: M. Night Shyamalan and Will Smith.

Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans discuss the latest iteration of Superman, this one being too cool and “real” to actually be called Superman. Also, Mr. Plinkett receives some distressing news that may lead to him losing his house!

Mike and Jay discuss two recent flops that both have the exact same poster.

Mike and Jay check out the latest Adam Sandler comedy, and their reaction may surprise you.

Mike and Jay discuss Guillermo Del Toro’s sci fi fantasy monsters vs. robots film Pacific Rim.

Jay and Mike take on The Wolverine and also discuss the film that came before.

Jay and Mike find Plinkett to be the new roommate of an old friend as they discuss some movies they saw over the summer, as well as an old piece of trash called Things.

Mike and Jay give Mr. Plinkett some chores to do while they discuss the lost in space adventure film Gravity starring George Clooney and Sandra Bullock as well as the horror flop Carrie.

Mike and Jay discuss a recent sci-fi flop and a sci-fi hit. First up is Ender’s Game, based on the novel by Orson Scott Card and then the Marvel sequel Thor: The Dark World, in which Mike and Jay constantly refer to magical elves as aliens because who cares?

Happy Holidays, everyone! In this special Christmas episode Mike and Jay put Mr. Plinkett to work so they can be lazy and discuss Peter Jackson’s latest six hour movie about little people walking around a lot, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and 2011 Re-Cap

Mike and Jay discuss the latest film from David Fincher, as well as some other 2011 releases that they were too lazy to review earlier in the year.

The Devil Inside and Flyin' Ryan

Jay and Mike discuss having a Devil Inside and how some kid can fly with magical bike reflectors attached to his shoes or whatever.

Red Tails

Jay and Mike see Red Tails then have a poignant discussion about race and George Lucas.

B-Fest 2012

Jay and Mike talk about all the amazing films they saw at this year's B-fest, a festival dedicated to terrible movies.

Chronicle and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

Mike and Jay discuss a teen super power film as well as the latest Nicholas Cage flop. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett starts his search for love.

Silent House and John Carter

Mr. Plinkett's got a hot date. Meanwhile Mike and Jay discuss recent releases Silent House and the sci-fi flop John Carter.

The Hunger Games and Jeff Who Lives at Home

On this whenever’s episode of Half in the Bag Jay and Mike check out “The Hunger Games” as well as the new film from the Duplass Bros. “Jeff Who Lives at Home” – which film will Jay and Mike like more? A hipster indie drama about finding yourself and your happy zone or an action movie aimed at pre-teen girls? Watch the episode and find out, assholes. Also a review of Real Steel would have been more appropriate for this show…

Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges

Mike and Jay discuss the pros and cons of Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges, while also proving to Plinkett their worthlessness may never end.

Zaat!

Being too lazy to bother seeing any new releases, Mike and Jay discuss the semi-cult classic film Zaat, about a scientist that turns himself into a giant catfish monster.

Battleship and Dark Shadows

Continuing their journey to the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay take a break to discuss the latest Hollywood flops Battleship starring Johnny Depp and Dark Shadows starring Rihanna.

Prometheus

Mike and Jay talk about the divisive new film Prometheus, Ridley Scott's kinda-sorta prequel to G.I. Jane.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and That's My Boy

Mike and Jay hitch a ride from the worst green screen ever and discuss two more recent Hollywood flops: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the brilliant Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece, That's My Boy.

The Amazing Spider-Man

The string of quality summer blockbusters continues with The Amazing Spider-Man. Mike, Jay, along with their new friend Rich, discuss while wanting to kill themselves.

The Dark Knight Rises

Mike and Jay see some little independent film nobody's heard of called The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Christopher Nolan.

Step Up Revolution

Mike and Jay have finally arrived at the VCR Repair Shop. They use the opportunity to discuss the latest Step Up film in great detail for an extended period of time, with absolutely no distractions or surprise cameos.

Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4

Jay and Mike talk about Looper and Dredd. Meanwhile a charitable act leads to good fortune for Lightning Fast VCR repair.

Skyfall

Mike and Jay discuss the recent horror flops Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4. Meanwhile, some creepy things begin to happen around Old Man Plinkett's house. Could it be a Baghuul problem?

Breaking Dawn Part 2

After a bizarre encounter with Mr. Plinkett, Mike and Jay decide to see the latest James Bond film, Skyfall, starring that guy from Cowboys and Aliens.

Django Unchained and 2012 Re-cap

Mike and Jay talk about Peter Jackson's latest trip to Middle-Earth, The Hobbit, and frustrate both Tolkien fans and HFR projection supporters in the process.

Django Unchained and 2012 Re-cap

Mike and Jay discuss Quentin Tarantino’s new film Django Unchained, starring Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, and recount some films they’ve seen in 2012 that they forgot about until just now.

Drive Angry and The Adjustment Bureau

Jay and Mike review Drive Angry 3D and The Adjustment Bureau.

Battle: Los Angeles and The Galaxy Invader

Jay and Mike discuss a new sci-fi alien invasion film, and a "classic" one from the 1980's.

Paul and Toronto Comic Con 2011

Jay and Mike review the film Paul, and talk about their trip to Comic-Con.

Sucker Punch

Jay and Mike share their thoughts on the Zack Snyder film, Sucker Punch.

Your Highness and Samurai Cop

Jay and Mike take on David Gordon Green's "Your Highness" as well as the should-be cult classic "Samurai Cop".

Scream 4 and No Brand Con 2011

What was more frightening: a masked killer or tons of anime fans in costumes while intoxicated? Find out for yourself in episode 6 of Half in the Bag.

Super and The Watchman Interview

Half in the Bag Episode 7? What's so super about Super? And real life super hero (R.L.S.H) The Watchman stops by to chat with Jay and Mike.

Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie

Jay and Mike are joined by the suspicious Officer Cooper for a double feature of Troll 2 and the documentary 'Best Worst Movie'.

Summer Movie Roundup: Thor, The Hangover Part II, and X-Men: First Class

Just a lazy day at work talkin' bout' movies and unfixing a VCR..

The 2011 48 Hour Film Project

Mike and Jay explain the process of participating in the 48 Hour Film Project and shooting a short film in such a small amount of time.

Captain America and The Rocketeer

Mike and Jay of Red Letter Media discuss Marvel's latest feature-length trailer for the Avengers movie.

Cowboys and Aliens

Jay and Mike discuss the film Cowboys and Aliens while mysterious assailants throw bricks through Mr. Plinkett's window.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Cyphan Con 2011

Mike and Jay discuss a recent monkey movie, then recount their experiences at a recent Chicago-area sci-fi convention.

Chicago Comic Con 2011

The most cynical, sarcastic coverage of Comic-Con yet.

Fright Night and Conan the Barbarian

Mike and Jay discuss two pointless remakes, as well as discover a mystery.

The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion (Part 1 of 2)

Mike and Jay are joined by Alexandre Philippe, director of the documentary The People vs. George Lucas, to discuss all things Star Wars, including the new blu-ray alterations and what's wrong with George Lucas' brain.

The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion (Part 2 of 2)

Paart 2. Mike and Alexandre continue their discussion of George Lucas and the future of Star Wars.

Drive and Contagion

Mike and Jay discuss two unconventional new releases, then have to figure out with a pesky new VCR.

Robot and The Last Circus

Mike and Jay go to the Milwaukee Film Festival to see two weirdo foreign films. Mike learns all about a causality loop and how to alter history.

What's Your Number? and The Black Ninja (Part 1 of 2)

Jay and Mike are joined by a female stand-up comedian who shares a much different view than them on romantic comedies and horrible b-movie schlock.

Jack and Jill (Part 1 of 2)

Mike and Jay criticise, analyse and dissect the 2011 "Comedy" film from Adam Sandler.

Jack and Jill (Part 2 of 2)

Mike and Jay continue their discussion of Adam Sandler's evil scheme.

The Zookeeper Trailer

Jay and Mike analyze a really impressive fake movie trailer that has mysteriously appeared on the internet!

Jack and Jill in 2 minutes by Red Letter Media

From our most recent episode of Half in the Bag, our Jack and Jill parody sequence.

Half in the Bag set time lapse

In addition to hosting Half in the Bag, Mike and Jay are also the set buildings. We recently moved studios and had to dismantle the HITB set to transport it. Everything needed to be unscrewed and disassembled to fit out of the doors and onto a truck. Everything then had to be put back together in it's original form. This was a pain in the ass process to say the least. We work hard for our show kids! Thanks for watching and supporting us!

Episode 44 Extras: Tarantino and More 2012 Re-cap

Episode 44 of Half in the Bag was just too goddamn long. Here's some stuff that got cut.

Episode 45 Extras: Copycat Films and More Styrofoam Beating

Here's a few odds and ends that were cut out of Mike and Jay's Last Stand and A Haunted House discussion.

Hollywood Trends

Some outtakes from Half in the Bag in which Mike and Jay discuss tends in recent Hollywood blockbusters.

Evil Dead Outtakes

Shooting a Sam Raimi-style monster bloodbath is a big pain in the ass.

More Iron Man 3 Talk

Some extra bits from Mike and Jay's Iron Man 3 discussion, focusing mainly on the charisma of Robert Downey Jr.

Zack Snyder, Superman IV, and The Justice League

Some additional conversation from our recent Half in the Bag Man of Steel discussion.

Plinkett Eats!

You don't want to watch this. You really don't want to watch this.

The Transformers Series

Since a new one is coming out, Mike, Jay and Rich Evans sit down and check out the first three films in Michael Bay's Transformers series. At the same time.

Halloween Commentary Track Available NOW!

You can get our new commentary track here: https://redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/track/halloween-half-in-the-bag-commentary-track

F*ck You, It's January! (2015)

It's that magical time of year when Jay and Mike talk about the dumping ground that is January... and possibly more.

New Alien Commentary Track

Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans watch Ripley Scott's 1979 film, Alien and talk about it. Since that film is soooo borrrring they also detour into talking about the entire Alien franchise as well as other things like Rich Evans' Grandmother's Christmas nightmare house. Learn stuff about Alien, hear Rich Evans laugh, and have a great time!

Top 1 Things WE Didn't Know About Suicide Squad

Jay and Mike need to stop looking at their cell phones during the movies they review! Those idiots! I've lost all respect for them forever. Unsubscribed!

Ben-Hurt

Snark! Rich and Mike must break some bad news to Jay...

Mike Talks About Ghost Adventures

While filming the latest Half in the Bag episode, Mike talked about Ghost Adventures a whole lot.

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Location United States of America
Language English
Release 2011-03-11
Producer Red Letter Media