Aliens abduct Samson and want cheese. Finding Samson of no use to them, the aliens release him. Upon his return, he finds three new campers arrive from Canada, and Samson is certain that they are the aliens in disguise, so he sets out to prove it./With their search failed at Camp Kidney, the aliens hope to get luckier in their search for cheese in Acorn Flats, where the Squirrel Scouts are preparing the annual Cheese-festival.

Lazlo wins an award, but the other Bean scouts grow jealous. Things go out of hand when Lazlo makes them awards out of toilet paper./Samson uses a frozen caveman to talk to, but the Jellies find his icy buddy and try to thaw him out, much to Samson's dismay.

Edward is extremely annoyed with campers teasing him with jokes about laying eggs. But when he actually seems to lay one, he grows extremely fond of it./Due to a mailing error, Slinkman receives the "Squirrel Scout Handbook." The camp turns upside down with all the new rules.

The Jellies realize that Camp Kidney is not on a place mat map at Beef Lumberjacks, thus leading them to do whatever it takes to get them on it./Harold (The walrus scout) decides that he wants to be with the "cool scouts" (mostly with Raj).

A volcano spirit gets angry at Lumpus when he refuses to sacrifice his chicken pot pie./Nurse Leslie feels he is not respected in camp; therefore applying for a job at Acorn Flats.

When Slinkman goes on a candy confiscation rampage, Samson uses his chemistry set to make candy, with disastrous results./Edward and the Jelly Bean trio are in competition to start a tour business.

Lazlo develops a huge crush on the mermaid of Leakey Lake. And when Raj goes in the lake to give the mermaid a piece of his mind, he falls in love with her too./After some convincing from Lumpus, Lazlo starts to dislike Camp Kidney. Lumpus initially likes 'the new Lazlo', but when Lazlo becomes too much like Lumpus, Lumpus consults with Raj and Clam to return Lazlo to his delightful, optimistic self.

Samson gets tired of being picked on for not having friends, leading him to make a lie about getting letters from a famous magician./Slinkman and Raj confront a haunted coffee table.

Edward attempts the unthinkable--he tries to make a friend./The gang imagines the perfect place called Camp Dinkey.

Jane Doe is driven to the very brink of insanity when the Bean Scouts bunk with her after seeing the pampering she's given Chip and Skip./Lumpus decides to make every day Clown Day, despite Lazlo's fear.

In order to impress Jane Doe, Scoutmaster Lumpus tries to get a main role in a play, directed by Lazlo, which is already in production. The play is about a villager looking for something to eat and leads to the finding of 7 deadly sandwiches.

The Big Weigh In: Lazlo tries to save his favorite bird from Lumpus. Hard Days Samson: Samson becomes a teen idol to the Squirrel Scouts. He then tries to hide from the girls and chase him around.

Waiting for Edward: After an accident occurs to Slinkman due to the Dung Beetles' stupidity, Slinkman makes a rule in which made Edward take care of the Dung Beetles. Trying to get rid of them after a number of accidents trying to protect them, Edward makes hang in a tree, in which it resulted making the beetles become smart. Beans in Toyland: When Clam makes a toy airplane, Edward played around with it but it then landed on Ms. Mucus' trailer. As the Jelly Trio to decide to go take it, many feared going, since Ms. Mucus confiscates all the toys! As Clam tries to get his toy back, Lazlo and Raj go and save him. Clam then finds many toys inside of Ms. Mucus' trailer. They get however caught. How would they escape?

Where's Clam: Clam is lost in the forest, so Raj tells a story about Clam being invisible. Bowling for Dinosaurs: Lumpus tricks Lazlo and the Bean Scouts into digging an area to find dinosaur bones to make a bowling alley for himself.

Squirrel Seats: Patsy tries to sit with Lazlo on the bus, but ends up causing problems with the other Bean Scouts. Creepy Crawly Campy: Raj becomes friends with an strangely shaped insect.

Sweet Dreams Baby: Clam accidentally sends Jelly Cabin to outer space and is in Lumpus' home against his will, and was awoke all night except for 17 seconds, and must be speaker for the Legume council or will be embarrassed, but thanks to Lazlo's puppet plan, they succeeded. Dirt Nappers: Because of Samson's new vacuum, he endangers Chip and Skip's dirty streak and with the other Bean scouts, desperately try to get some mud from the Squirrel Scouts who refused to.

Spacemates: Chip and Skip are Nina's soul mates and she is repulsed, until they build a spaceship.Temper Teepee: Again, Edward gets in trouble for his anger, but finds that there is someone worse than him, which is Gretchen.

Lazlo Loves Parade: Lazlo is determined to prepare for the Prickly Pines Parade, but have a rough competition with the Squirrel Scouts. Are You There S.M.I.T.S.? It's me Samson: Samson believes that S.M.I.T.S. (Scoutmaster in the Sky) is angry with him because he was doing tai chi out of order and now S.M.I.T.S. is throwing balls at him. He decides to protect himself with pillows and it works, but he becomes a bully.

Tusk Wizard: When Raj loses his tusk, he wants to see the Tusk Wizard so bad. So Lazlo and Clam try to help Raj the best way they can. Squirrel Scout Slinkman: When Ms. Doe and Ms. Mucus leave Acorn Flats for two days, they assign Slinkman to look after the Squirrel Scouts, but the Squirrels are nothing but trouble to him. He keeps going to Scoutmaster Lumpus for help, but doesn't give him any, except advice that Slinkman doesn't think is fair. He ends up taking the advice anyways and becomes mean to the Squirrel Scouts. But in the end, the Squirrels make Slinkman their hero, since he saved them.

Bearly a Vacation: Nurse Leslie goes hiking overnight. Radio Free Edward: Edward makes a sham about a Yeti attack.

Valentine Day: Commander Hoo-Ha comes to Camp Kidney to introduce his daughter, which was the mongoose Patsy Smiles. Patsy then gives a Valentine to Lazlo, in which he rejects it because he doesn't want to get in trouble with her father. However, Hoo-Ha finds it and gets angry. Overreacting, he tries to find the campers who wrote it, believing it was for Patsy. He does various tests and harsh deeds to try to get someone to confess. In reality, Patsy knows that she wrote it.A Job Well Dung: The Dungs must find a way to contribute to Camp Kidney, or they will be thrown out. They try to get jobs with Chef Mcmuesli and with Nurse Leslie. However, since they work was limited, they had to move somewhere outside camp. In the meantime, Lumpus tries to get a camp upgrade for his "work in camp". However, later, Hoo-Ha comes and stays in his and Slinkman's cabin. He then hires the dungs to try to get rid of him and get the camp upgrade he deserves.

The Bean Tree: Lumpus discovers he and Lazlo are related. Taking Care of Gretchen: Lazlo hires Samson to protect him from Gretchen.

Scoop of the Century: Lumpus becomes addicted with Camp Kidney's newspaper. Boxing Edward: Edward attempts to mail himself out of camp.

"Hallobeanies": When the rest of the Bean Scouts head home for Halloween, The Jelly Beans figure Camp Kidney is the best place to spend the holiday. "Meatman": Chef McMuesli's is insulted over the campers criticism of his health food, so he gives a can of potted meat, which has some very unusual properties.

"No Beads, No Business": When Raj gets his turn to run the camp store, business is slow until Lazlo decides to help him. "Miss Fru Fru": After Jane Doe quits, the Squirrel Scouts host a Fru Fru pageant to bring her back. "Be true to the Fru Fru spirit we adore and your heart will soar forever more".

"Parent's Day": Scoutmaster Lumpus' parents fail to visit on Parent's Day, so the rest of camp masquerades as his mother and father to cheer him up, with unexpected results. "Club Kidney-Ki": Lumpus can't stand the fact that Slinkman is under doctor's orders to take a vacation, so Lumpus decorates Camp Kidney Hawaiian-style, hoping to fool Slinkman.

"Handy Helper": Lumpus never earned his Handy Helper badge, now he has to spend time with his least-favorite scout (Lazlo) to complete the requirements. "Love Sick": Clam catches love sickness and falls for Squirrel Scout Gretchen, so Lazlo and Raj try to snap him out of it.

Hello Dolly: The Jelly Beans find a doll that belongs to Edward. He is embarassed and says he'll blow it up. Overcooked Beans: An air conditioner called Mr. Freezy Breeze falls from the sky on a hot day.

The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain: After accidentally destroying Lumpus's ancestral tent, the Jelly Beans try to prevent Lumpus from discovering that they destroyed the tent. Dead Bean Drop: In an old time capsule, the Jelly Trio discover that Slinkman used to be a daredevil until an accident that almost killed him.

I've Never Bean in a Sub: After a small argument with the Squirrel Scouts, the Jelly Trio try to raise money for a submarine by selling expired beans. The Great Snipe Hunt: Lumpus plays a prank on the Bean Scouts as they are on the search for the "snipe," but Lumpus is caught and the Jelly Beans think he's a "snipe."

Burpless Bean: Since Lazlo can't burp, Edward teaches him how. Slap Happy: Lumpus fears that Lazlo has discovered his secret handshake.

Snow Beans: The Bean Scouts and the Squirrel Scouts all go skiing at the same time. Lumpus tries to go on a big chairlift with Jane Doe but gets stuck with Lazlo. Irreconcilable Dungferences: Chip and Skip decide to never speak to each other again after arguing. They hang out with the Jelly Beans and drive them crazy.

Mascot Madness: Lazlo notices that Camp Kidney lost their camp spirit. Therefore, he tries to get them back by being mascot for camp. Tomato Paste: Edward is graduating from Camp Kidney for receiving all merit badges and gets promoted to Tomato Scout. However, once he learns how rough it is to be a Tomato Scout, he has to decide to go or stay.

Camp Samson: Samson is being left out and has a desire to be remembered. Beany Weenies: Miss Mucus volunteers to help the Bean Scouts pass their fitness test.

There's No Place Like Gnome: A mysterious wood gnome bites Edward. Hot Spring Fever: Access over a hot spring is being argued by Samson and Raj.

Camp Kidney is slated for demolition, so Lazlo and his friends try to prevent this from happening. To do so, Lazlo, Clam, Raj, and Patsy must find the rock of hope, whick leads to the big bean scout jamboree. They do so, and they meet the big bean (who is puny) and says that he shut down Camp Kidney. After Raj reads Lazlo's neckerchief and it says a poem, the big bean opens up its heart, reopening Camp Kidney.

Gone Fishin' (sort of): Lumpus attempts to catch a fish in leaky lake, but soon discovers he needs the help of Jelly Beans to bring him back to land. Beans are from Mars: The Squirrel scouts discover that the Jelly Beans are from another planet and kidnap them to get more information.

Snake Eyes: Patsy arrives in time to save the Jelly Beans from their pet snake. Racing Slicks: Slinkman discovers that the Jelly Beans have spent their box car money.

Lights Out: Scoutmaster Lumpus is in the dark on how to get the Jelly Cabin to turn their darn lights out! Swimming Buddy: Lazlo dives in to help Raj prepare for the camp swimming test, but there's just one, little problem: Raj is terrified of getting wet!

"Parasitic Pal" - Lazlo gets a new best friend. No, not another camper, but a parasitic leech that is stuck to his head! "It's No Picnic" - The Bean Scouts and the Squirrel Scouts settle their mud puddle squabble during a friendly picnic.

"The Weakest Link" - The campers send the Jelly Beans on a wild goose chase so they wont screw up the camp inspection. "Lumpy Treasure" - A bunch of mosquito bite form a treasure map on Rajs behind and the Jellies hunt for a secret treasure.

"Tree Hugger": The Jelly Beans try to convince Scoutmaster Lumpus not to chop down a rare tree called the Migrating Mulberry Tree. "Marshmallow Jones": Raj's marshmallow addiction has him in a sticky situation.

"Dosey Doe": In an attempt to get Jane Doe's attention, Scoutmaster Lumpus allows Camp Kidney hosts a dance, a Shindig Tootananny Hullabaloo, to which the Squirrel Scouts are invited. "Prodigious Clamus": Scoutmaster Lumpus seeks to cash in on Clam's newly-discovered genius.

"The Nothing Club": While Edward forms a campwide anti-Lazlo club, Lazlo makes his own club out of nothing, which ultimately proves more popular than Edward's club. "Loogie Llama": The Jelly Beans are down in the dumps because they do not have horses at camp. But one spitfire of a llama will soon change that.

"Float Trippers": Raj panics when he loses his retainer, but Clam and Lazlo try to get his mind off of it. "The Wig of Why": When Lazlo finds a wig, he turns into Madame Lazlo, who offers the campers predictions.

"Prickly Pining Dining/": When Camp Kidney's resident chef McMuesli falls ill, the entire camp goes to the nearby town of Prickly Pines for a meal, but Lumpus decides to ditch the check. The plan backfires when he realizes he forgot the Jelly Bean trio at the restaurant. "Camp Kidney Stinks": The entire camp is rolling in stinkweed, much to the dismay of neurotic camper Samson. After a visit from the smell fairy, Samson comes to admire the wonderful stench.

"Prickly Pining Dining": When the camp's chef falls ill, the entire camp goes to town for a meal, but Lumpus decides to ditch the check. "Camp Kidney Stinks": The entire camp is rolling in stinkweed, much to Samsons dismay. After a visit from the smell fairy, Samson comes to admire the wonderful stench.

"Beans and Pranks": Every year on June 9, someone pranks Lumpus. This year, he's determined to find out who it is! "Movie Night": According to the Bean Scout regulations, Edward is too young to watch Mountain Zombies of Scab Lagoon, and has to watch Mr. Cotton Goes to Bubbleland instead.

"The Big Cheese": Raj gets an Indian cheese wheel from the Kafizzel River in the mail, which Lumpus tries to steal. Little does Lumpus know, but this particular cheese is poisonous! "Campers All Pull Pants": Edward goes around pulling down everyone's pants.

An Emmy-winning hour-long prequel about how the Jelly Cabin trio met. When Lazlo disappears after meeting a bear, the camp assumes he has been mauled, while Clam and Raj refuse to accept that explanation. The story is told by Raj and Clam after all of this. The camp members speculate about Lazlo's fate, wondering if the bear devoured Lazlo or if Lazlo found himself lost around Prickly Pines.

Santa vacations at Camp Kidney after his workshop is destroyed, but soon decides not to return home or resume toy making.